Funny English SMS 2021

SMS Good Morning
My heart is sea.
Friends are fishes.
U R one of my golden fish.
I’ll keep u safe in my heart.
If u try to escape from my heart.
I’ll fry u. B careful 🙂

Gud morning 🙂

By (anonymous)
on 12/6/2009 9:40:59 AM

Monkey Message
A naughty
monkey came & said
”I wanted 2
trouble some
gud people”
I suggested ur name.
Sudenly it slapped
me & said
‘we don’t lay with our boss’
Good night
By (anonymous)
on 12/6/2009 9:41:38 AM

English SMS Joke
ANY TIME

ANY PROBLEM

ANY HELP

JUST

ONE CALL

I will

‘Escape’

Gud night
By (anonymous)
on 12/9/2009 8:42:33 AM

Joke SMS
One

• Special *
• Surprise 4 u *

Close ur Eyes!
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
u cheat!
u didn’t close ur eyes.
so no surprise!
Only Good morning
on 01/01/2021 10:57:53 AM

Exam SMS Joke
Hundred words does not give pain while the professor takes class,
But a true friend’s silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!
on 01/01/2021 11:01:52 AM

Boys Vs. Girls
Heart of boys are like a temple!
Holy, truthful and pure…
Thats why when boys say ‘I Love You’,
girls remove their slippers. 🙂
By (anonymous)
on 11/1/2009 8:50:08 AM

Boys Vs. Girls SMS
“No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc Royal Enfields,,
It is used only to follow a 80cc Scooty Pep!”
on 11/6/2009 8:51:08 AM

Exam SMS Joke
NEW Way of writing Answer in xams.
If u dont know d ans den put lines like dis
||||||

and write below..

“Scratch here 4 ANSWERS”
Gud Nite..
on 11/6/2009 8:41:55 AM

Love Marriage SMS
He+She=Love
H+S+L=Marriage
H+S+L+M = Child
H+S+L+M+C= Family
H+S+L+M+C+F=Problem.
SO EAST OR WEST BACHELOR LIFE IS BEST.
So enjoy your life…
on 11/6/2009 9:10:41 AM